Theatre, Storytelling

The Moira Monologues - Alan Bissett

Join writer-performer Bissett as Moira: cleaner, single mum and the hardest woman in Falkirk, as she protects her wee Pepe from a neighbour’s dug, seduces a teacher in the school where she works, and goes to a Shakespeare play on the world’s most awkward date. 'The most charismatic character to appear on a Scottish stage in a decade? **** (Scotsman). 'Bissett writes with eagle-eyed vim. Not a word is wasted.' **** (Independent). 'Moira is a legend. A hilarious, subtly smart work that takes society slowly apart.' **** (Skinny). Directed by Sacha Kyle.

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    • Comedy
    • £12.00
    • 4-7 August 2026
    • 60 minutes
    • The Stand's New Town Theatre
    • subvenue Lower Hall
    • Age 16+ (Guideline)
    • warning
      Strong language/swearing, Please note: Under 18's must be accompanied by an adult to enter the venue
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    The Stand's New Town Theatre

    Freemasons' Hall, 96 George Street, EH2 3DH

    EH2 3DH

    0131 558 9005

    Lower Hall

    (Venue No. 7) Freemasons' Hall, 96 George Street, EH2 3DH

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