Stand-up, Satire

Gavin Webster – You Cannot Say Nowt These Days

Remember when you were allowed to say anything you liked and got no trouble for it? Me neither. These days though, a lot of people paint a picture postcard in their own heads of a tolerant British past that they seem desperate to go back to. Gavin Webster, himself a fifty-something man, pours scorn on the revisionists, the libertarians, the Media Studies post-grads and the silly billies on Channel 5 documentaries who tell you about modern history and how it compares today. ‘Tough talking no nonsense Geordie wit’ (Times).

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    • £9.00 - £10.00
    • 3-27 August 2026
    • 60 minutes
    • The Stand Comedy Club 2
    • subvenue Stand 2
    • Age 3 and above (3+)
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      Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing, Please note: Under 18's must be accompanied by an adult to enter the venue
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